Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
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  • I searched your name on Google and all I saw was trash

    Emely TaverasEmely Taveras6 klukkustundum síðan
  • Doctor Mike to us: Roast me! Doctor Mike to Google assistant: give me a complement. Us who have only good things to say about him:🙄

    Anika MeemAnika Meem6 klukkustundum síðan
  • You look like the type of guy who reacts to sexual activity like Jimmy Kimmel reacting to David Blaines magic

    Ra's Al GhulRa's Al Ghul6 klukkustundum síðan
  • He doesn't laugh, he just emptying his lungs

    Erlend BankenErlend Banken7 klukkustundum síðan
  • ThAnkS fOr tHe roAst tO roAst mY sChoOl mAteS

    PandaBearMPandaBearM8 klukkustundum síðan
  • It’s a shame you can’t photoshop your personality 😂😂😂😂😂

    Evan LucasEvan Lucas9 klukkustundum síðan
  • Some of the roast is copied

    Sooin TekSooin Tek9 klukkustundum síðan
  • "I would roast you but my mom said i'm not supposed to burn trash" that's just stolen from tik tok or musicaly or whatever you want to call it

    Jason CoatesJason Coates10 klukkustundum síðan
  • With that shower one...i took it the wrong way🤣🤣🤣

    Amy JoyAmy Joy12 klukkustundum síðan
  • I was laughing throughout this😂😂😂

    Khushbu LuharKhushbu Luhar14 klukkustundum síðan
  • "Burn on you ..... ma'am"

    mila.smitssmila.smitss14 klukkustundum síðan
  • There should be more coments about him speaking in russian

    Azul CedeñoAzul Cedeño14 klukkustundum síðan
  • How is dr. Mike lonely he is a doctor living in New York that is good looking like come on ladies

    Krista MazzaKrista Mazza15 klukkustundum síðan
  • I wash my hands before and after taking a shower!👏🏻

    Vivian IngramVivian Ingram16 klukkustundum síðan
  • All of these belong on r/rareinsults

    Renia ReadsRenia Reads17 klukkustundum síðan
  • мой пирожок

    Ют АпЮт Ап17 klukkustundum síðan
  • He is the type of guy to eat the end of the bread 🍞

    Josiah HoshourJosiah Hoshour18 klukkustundum síðan
  • He looks like the type of guy to sleep with socks on

    Josiah HoshourJosiah Hoshour18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Id sày teem trees

    jake smithjake smith18 klukkustundum síðan
  • "Burn on you buh-Ma'am" We all know what he wanted to say.

    Ral DeaverRal Deaver18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dr. Mike looks like a guy who would cancel his doctor appointment, because he is sick.

    Äsa NewellÄsa Newell18 klukkustundum síðan
  • I have a comeback to the one in the thumbnail- Well u might wanna get ur battery fixed lol

    Julian Javier MercadoJulian Javier Mercado18 klukkustundum síðan
  • The one with socks and sweaty pizza just killed me 🤣🤣🤣 love from Guyana Dr Mike!❤️

    Davie SinghDavie Singh19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Team Trees, maybe you don't need an Iphone 11 pro. Save the environment of electronics :)

    Tiffany HTiffany H19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lmao all of these are stolen from Instagram, TikTok and random ISproject videos

    GodGod19 klukkustundum síðan
  • 1:52 .... um

    Alex AwesomeAlex Awesome19 klukkustundum síðan
  • You look like the guy who would lick their finger before they turn there page on a kindle

    Ron WeasleyRon Weasley19 klukkustundum síðan
  • You look at peoples body because u wanna look like them Idek

    【 S T R A W B E R R Y 】【 S T R A W B E R R Y 】20 klukkustundum síðan

    Chibi NikuChibi Niku20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Idk what deek means.😂😂😂😏🤦‍♀️

    amber haneyamber haney21 klukkustund síðan
  • OH MY GOSH, I work at the American Red Cross in Ohio, and I wanted to say thank you Jerry AND Mike for the donation! You guys are the best!

    Amanda JonesAmanda Jones21 klukkustund síðan
  • Don't worry about Molly she won't see it 😂

    LupaLupa21 klukkustund síðan
  • Tbh I wouldent be scared to face time a DOCTER _bitc he's a docter why not feel comfortable face timing him-_

    [Cutie pie ][Cutie pie ]21 klukkustund síðan
  • Most of them are from tiktok

    En EnEn En22 klukkustundum síðan
  • If there was a competition for losers you'll get 2nd place! Why not first? BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER!! (Im sorry.. i don't mean it. I just want to roast someone..

    Bluepaw WARRIORSBluepaw WARRIORS22 klukkustundum síðan
  • Most accidents happen close to home, this is true. But people live in different places, and its because most of their driving is done within that radius. The actual highest chance of an accident with no relative starting point is actually in parking lots.

    Zachary PowerZachary Power23 klukkustundum síðan
  • 4:20 thats from SpongeBob XD

    Red Panda BoiRed Panda Boi23 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lol James Charles pole dancing😅😅😅😅🎶🎶🤣

    Retrolicense727 xboxRetrolicense727 xbox23 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lol monica

    Retrolicense727 xboxRetrolicense727 xbox23 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lol

    Retrolicense727 xboxRetrolicense727 xbox23 klukkustundum síðan
  • Oh please please do an episode where you talk more russian. Love the language...and hearing it from you? Beautiful!

    BoethiaBoethiaDegi Síðan síðan
  • Is nobody gonna talk about how OVERUSED that "i would roast you but i cant burn trash bla bla" dare i say roast is?

    Chomp ChompChomp ChompDegi Síðan síðan
  • Oh my gosh, didn't know you were Russian :3 and your Russian is great! Almost no accent ;3

    BrishkaBrishkaDegi Síðan síðan
  • The intro mate it’s stolen this was made a year ago i think but tbh Your getting old

  • Your videos are just as bad as your medical advice

    Mary BeyeneMary BeyeneDegi Síðan síðan
  • You are so hot!how come you are still white and not completely burned??

    antonio angeleeantonio angeleeDegi Síðan síðan
  • “But then you won’t have anymore meme reviews ☹️” bahahahha we love you Dr.Mike

    Brandi NesporBrandi NesporDegi Síðan síðan
  • 11:45 ohhh noooo

    Christian PoethkeChristian PoethkeDegi Síðan síðan
  • Dr.Mike should ask reddit next time that's where you get some good roast

    idk peopleidk peopleDegi Síðan síðan
  • Thanks for these gags Dr.Mike.. This video literally put me in splits ! Haahhaa😂😂😂😂

    Mascarpone HeartMascarpone HeartDegi Síðan síðan
  • I wish I knew about this lol. I would come up with one that reflects the views of the entire medical community 😂 lots of ppl think he’s a joke and only cares about money and fame

    gfan105gfan105Degi Síðan síðan
  • Can we get a video where you discuss the benefits of washing your hands after the shower?

    ThePigKnightThePigKnightDegi Síðan síðan
  • 2:22 my brother

    l·öṩệŕ_ M̶i̶a̶l·öṩệŕ_ M̶i̶a̶Degi Síðan síðan
  • DOCTOR MIKE! You can’t be speaking the Russian. You’re already sexy enough without he sexy language. My heart is all fluttery after that. 🥰

    Major ZipfMajor ZipfDegi Síðan síðan
  • Dr mike “I’m not a stocker” one min later gets a Notification “person alert furbo spotted a person would you like to see who it is” 😂😂😂

    Thomas FaichneyThomas FaichneyDegi Síðan síðan
  • I wouldn't say your nose is squint - only that your mucus is claiming to have been born in a water park. Meanwhile, my eyebrows are due to form their chrysalises any day now :p

    catherinesparkcatherinesparkDegi Síðan síðan
  • You're so perfect, how can anyone roast you? I only roast beef.... Wait, you are a beautiful hunk of beef 😁

    Phina BuyaPhina BuyaDegi Síðan síðan
  • U r the friendliest doc I have ever seen in all my life

    Sweet CandySweet CandyDegi Síðan síðan
  • I need background music pls reply!!

    Unknown IdUnknown IdDegi Síðan síðan
  • Dr. Mike: *speaks Russian* Me: 🤰🏽🤰🏽🤰🏽

    Haneen HafizHaneen HafizDegi Síðan síðan