Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
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  • "This is gonna come out real weird, I can't do that"...... proceeds to type a certain number at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="603">10:03</a>

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="710">11:50</a>. Person alert! 🤣

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  • Why did you like your own post <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="500">8:20</a>

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  • the phone battery one the trash one and the highway one are used by all the uncreative idiots

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  • 'I am a young Canadian I can't be mean' I had to pause the video to laugh at that 😂😂

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  • Mike :speak Russian Russian: Roast him Bulgarian : Understand Mike : Wash his hands

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  • Elon Musk has proven home to be a billionaire Covidiot, endangering the lives of his employees. Love your video though 😬♥️

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  • What is the difference between Mike and the calendar... the calendar has more dates!!

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="271">4:31</a> Got me like oof

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="615">10:15</a> Awwwww man

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  • I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪

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  • Can u do this again it is funny

    Phoenix SkifyrePhoenix Skifyre13 klukkustundum síðan
  • He is laughing to hide the pain...

    Manjit RaiManjit Rai15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dr. Mike is so cute he causes hypochondria in men and women.

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  • Mike: Burnnn but then you wouldn't have any more meme review------- Me: Who the hell said this so I can smack them? Pwease keep up the memes bro👍☺️

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  • Your so Single your dog even friend zoned you Do you get it a dog's a man's best friend no ok ( srry for the cringe)

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="666">11:06</a> To*

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  • Let me say something straight.. you're not..🤷‍♂️

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  • You should sell your nose hair by the mile it's so long

    Remy DonawaRemy Donawa22 klukkustundum síðan
  • How ever you working out It's not working

    Remy DonawaRemy Donawa22 klukkustundum síðan
  • Man be making his fans and friends mock him for 1k😂😂

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  • 😂🤣🤣 omg these are hilarious 😂

    Elle BoElle Bo23 klukkustundum síðan
  • tbh, im pretty sure that my hairline is way higher than yours 😂😂😂

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  • İf there is a doctor, brace yourself from hairline jokes

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  • i hope you don’t slide in girls DMs like that

    Robin SparklesRobin SparklesDegi Síðan síðan
  • Your eyes and nose takes up 1/3 of your face

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  • Your laugh sounds like your going through an anaphylaxis .- Im sorry.

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  • Hey Dr. Mike: When I want to make a meme, but you end up being a nerd with statistics.🤓

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="603">10:03</a> Did no one else see that?

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  • Mishka? Oup guys he was pregnant as a teen

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="112">1:52</a> just so I can easily find it lmao

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    • And this one too 4:12

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  • I feel like i was more emotionally strong then you in this video when i was in kindergarten

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  • Dr Mike has an amazing sense of humour 😂 I love it 😂

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  • You saying "Hello Jerry" sounded like Newman from Seinfeld.

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  • His russian is terrible. The hecking accent shows he hasn't spoken in about 20 years

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  • Where did you intern to have a specialty in reviewing memes on ISproject?

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  • You look like Bradley Cooper coming down from a lifelong NZT-high, which is fitting since your forehead is Limitless.

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  • finally i heard mike talking in russian

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  • My favorite was why does your hair look like an old toothbrush

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  • Yo jerry here?

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="577">9:37</a> Is that dude Patrick Star? He livin under a rock if he doesn't know that reference skskks. He could've at least googled it lmao I'm shooketh

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  • Tyler Oakley

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    • What wHy lmao❤

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  • Ngl the battery one was good Your previous2 relationship was 2 years man what about the others after it sksk My phone battery lasts 3 years

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  • The only one who genuinely loves you for more than your looks or credentials is your dog Roxy Dr. Mike- uuuwwwuuuu................ My Ex 😏😏😏

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  • me, who have a bigger forehead than Mike : *cries*

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  • What did he say

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  • jerry did not pass the vibe check

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  • No jokes the second joke is real for me ;-;

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  • Mike speaks russian* Me:He has figured out my language! 0-0

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  • Half of these aren’t original sry guys

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  • He is secretly dying each time he reads those roasts but he just keeps a smile on the outside so that he doesn't want to show those burns.

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  • Your hairline is so scary, Pennywise is scared...

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  • Hi Dr Mike. Here's my roast (Too late😂) U: Hey brat! Me: Yes Ugly U: Excuse me I'm not in a mirror Me: And I'm not a reflection!😎😎😎😎😎

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  • I’ve officially watched too much Doctor Mike...his TedTalk and all of his videos are my entire recommend!

    Mad ButterflyMad Butterfly4 dögum síðan
  • No, your eyebrows aren't thick at all.

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="136">2:16</a> Ah yes this is what quarantine has dont to me 😂

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  • I just don't find most of these funny because I don't know how you can roast that perfect face....

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  • roast again

    Sharon OpuuliSharon Opuuli5 dögum síðan
  • My roast is “ You look like the hot popular school guy that would break everyone’s heart”

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  • So cool hearing you speak Russian! What do you wish people knew/understood about what it's like being Russian-American, or about being the child of immigrants? Do you or or your parents keep up with medicine in Russia at all, and if so would you have any wish to set straight any misconceptions people have about medicine in post Soviet Russia or the former soviet states?

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  • Matherfacher

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  • "Let me get something straight...but it cant be your nose" XDD lmao im dead For those wondering. heres a timestamp <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="106">1:46</a>

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  • the pec pop under the shirt is killin' it, but it would be better if you have your shirt off😂

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  • the laughter!! i cant laugh hard 😂😂 i just had c-section 5days ago

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  • Compare Dr. Mike with Dr. Buttar.

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  • You are a slick, sick mouthpiece for the medical mafia.

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="111">1:51</a> Уры ты Русский :D

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  • This was the best video I’ve seen from you. So funny!

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  • After watching this I'm you're subscriber

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="265">4:25</a> there's a highway less than a mile away from my home. This was either to feel accomplished with my burns or just be random 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="135">2:15</a> I DO 😂

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  • Mishka s septum 😲😲 Your russian name Why you didn't tell it to me

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  • I was like 😲😲😲😲😲😰 When he spoke in russian

    Priyanshu SengarPriyanshu Sengar9 dögum síðan
  • The cameraman was too laughing on that eyebrows roast 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Priyanshu SengarPriyanshu Sengar9 dögum síðan
  • Bro you're living in the past, you need to use the swipe/quick path feature on your keyboard. You will never go back to tap typing

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  • At fist I thought "oh no, seeing people insulting him will be hurtful, he is so kind", but in the end I was wheezing so hard as ever. Love the positive attitude

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  • Yo mama soo fat even dr.mike cant roast him

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> I do that

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  • I don't see these things soon enough to actually get to participate. But I could see myself feeling the same way as Jerry... I'd probably be skeptical that the message was legit.

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