Joe Rogan Experience #1446 - Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor and podcast host. His new special “Hey Big Boy” is now streaming only on Netflix. @Bert Kreischer




  • Love Bert! Joe could you get someone on your podcast to talk about blood type !!! Please :)?

    darbzz 999darbzz 9994 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe "he wanted to go to the Netherlands" Rogan

    BenBen4 klukkustundum síðan
  • Sunny Garcia is still alive Bert. He attempted suicide.

    Mike OxlongMike Oxlong5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Those senators should be arrested for insider trading in my opinion.

    Richard WheatleyRichard Wheatley5 klukkustundum síðan
  • I'm not sure if your supposed to promote other peoples sites on here but as Joe was saying get fit while you have the time and these guys have Get Bodyweight Basics FREE until 30 April 2020

    Taryn BennettTaryn Bennett5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Im pretty sure Sunny Garcia is alive. He tried to Commit suicide but idk he died he was in critical condition.

    Drunken BeerDrunken Beer5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Sunny Garcia is ALIVE

    MotoDougMotoDoug5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Having a good night eating mushrooms at home #Corona #Colorado##conifer

    KeyosKeyos6 klukkustundum síðan
  • ahhhhhh, so now joe see's us as aunts, not wolves...

    Jason ShellyJason Shelly7 klukkustundum síðan
  • Listening to Joe talk about the stock market is like listening to a fashion designer explain how diesel engines work 🤦‍♂️😂

    MotoCzarMotoCzar7 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe has become known for his appearances on fear factor and ufc commentating. And also his pod cast. and that’s an big factor on his huge audiences for his comedy specials. Because I don’t think he’s a great comedian. Not great enough to share a stage with chapelle as a co feature. Chapelle is only a comedian not a pod castor or commentator.

    JamesMatthew RiveraJamesMatthew Rivera7 klukkustundum síðan
  • Everyone should be loving to each other in these possibly dark times.

    gas station boner pillsgas station boner pills7 klukkustundum síðan
    • Nice name lol

      Dan SimmsDan Simms6 klukkustundum síðan
  • No more eating of screaming bats on a stick then?

    akavarioakavario7 klukkustundum síðan

    son of manson of man7 klukkustundum síðan
  • I'm pretty sure Eric Carr died, the "fox," while he was in Kiss.

    Taylor WyattTaylor Wyatt8 klukkustundum síðan
  • what is the world record long distance camera shot over land?

    jeffrey bailjeffrey bail8 klukkustundum síðan
  • Have peter Schiff on to talk about how corona virus will affect the economy

    Ryan KeeneyRyan Keeney8 klukkustundum síðan
  • Ugh Joe, there is nothing to like anything about any of the Cuomos. That said if Chris is Fredo, Andrew is Michael Corleone. He always looks like hes going to kill his pig squeak brother

    BastilleBastille9 klukkustundum síðan
  • Dogos are the bomb!

    Ryan CabreraRyan Cabrera9 klukkustundum síðan
  • You can't trade based on information that will be public but isn't yet.

    Question MarkQuestion Mark9 klukkustundum síðan
  • one third of infected people are "silent carriers" classified CHINESE data says SILENT CARRIERS are 1/3 of the infected!///6 days ago already..

    Ray BetancourtRay Betancourt9 klukkustundum síðan
  • When they were talking about an empty lot per 5 houses to feed the families.... It takes about an acre to feed a person... Half an acre of you do things extremely efficiently... So you would need several acres per house

    Miguel Suarez-solisMiguel Suarez-solis10 klukkustundum síðan
  • Both my dog's are desexed, both still kill anything that move's, apart from people. I know I would not be calm if some mothafuka cut my nuts off, rekon I'd be ready to murder 24/7

    Dean's Green & Clean SceneDean's Green & Clean Scene10 klukkustundum síðan
  • I remember watching that episode with Bourdain. I never knew him personally, duh. But he was the one star that actually made upset to hear about losing. Him and the oxy clean guy. The original. Joe, if you ever want to shoot ducks and smoke a joint let me know.

    zeeshlongzeeshlong11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe might be a genius

    Ash RouseAsh Rouse11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Clean 7 days with a drink in hand. Only on Joe Rogan can that be legit. Fuck yea Joe fuck yea!

    B RB R11 klukkustundum síðan
  • It's ridiculous that anyone would be offended by a comedian. There's people out here trying to kill comedy. Comedians shouldn't have to tread cautiously.

    Conscious RobotConscious Robot12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe i never took a finance class rogan

    Michael TracyMichael Tracy12 klukkustundum síðan
  • You guys aren't 6' apart. Shame on you

    Conscious RobotConscious Robot12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe talking about that Lone Ranger movie and you know he had to be high. That movie was DOG SHIT. I love Johnny Depp, but that was Captain Hunter S. Sparrow in that movie. But it was poorly written, way too long, and Armie Hammer was not great to say the least

    JeEnYuS504JeEnYuS50412 klukkustundum síðan
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a>:00

    Sean BelcherSean Belcher12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Yup. The Machine story is the greatest story ever told. Not Jesus...The Machine.

    Ryan GallagherRyan Gallagher12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lmao he looks like the lead singer of metallica

    ZanVZ GameZZanVZ GameZ12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Matt Damon & Ben .....who?

    Nicolas AdamsNicolas Adams12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lame “I insert comment in quotation marks” commenter

    Gert B. FrobeGert B. Frobe12 klukkustundum síðan
  • In new mexico they do a background check (takes about 15 mins) and then they give you your gun lol

    S ArmstrongS Armstrong13 klukkustundum síðan
  • Conspiracy: Bert knew about COVID19 beforehand that's why he was "touring like its going away"

    kkoolwithakkkoolwithak13 klukkustundum síðan
  • Why would everyone's electricity go off because of coronavirus???

    John SmithJohn Smith13 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe "oh my god oh my god oh my god" rogan

    KIM JONG UNKIM JONG UN13 klukkustundum síðan
  • ciao, sorry I am going to watch Tiger King . see you later

    Paulina ZajaczkowskaPaulina Zajaczkowska14 klukkustundum síðan
  • “Come to California and there’s no snow” oh I live in Tahoe and it’s snowing right now 😂😂😂

    Aiden WindhamAiden Windham14 klukkustundum síðan
    • Wait... No snow in california? GLOBAL WARMING

      Dan SimmsDan Simms5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Yooo. That special was hailours.

    Free MusicFree Music14 klukkustundum síðan
  • That story about parents freaking out @9 mins was killer Bert, haven't laughed so hard at JRE in awhile.

    Samuel Smith MedSamuel Smith Med14 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe " while we're under quarantine we should all get together " Rogan.

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  • “Boogie Nights is one of the best nights ever” - Bert Kreischer

    Soinas DoyiSoinas Doyi15 klukkustundum síðan
  • ngl, fat shamed my ex and it worked. proud of her

    Collie OwensCollie Owens15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe “but it’s not going to be like The Amazon” Rogan

    El CapitanEl Capitan16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Fuck that globalist bullshit

    Randy ComptonRandy Compton16 klukkustundum síðan
    • Good guy bert

      Soinas DoyiSoinas Doyi15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Obama read a teleprompter better than anyone. But every time he tried to speak his own words he stuttered like a paste eater in 3rd grade.

    russell knippelrussell knippel16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe likes a highly polished and measured politician that never lets us see who they really are.

    russell knippelrussell knippel16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Bert "I didn't mean fuck that guy in a bad way" Kreischer

    erik melvinerik melvin17 klukkustundum síðan
  • listening to burt try to explain the stock market hurts my fuckin body. stay in florida burt

    Chillin DudeChillin Dude17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Anyone know the brand of the shirt that Joe is wearing in this?

    James ColemanJames Coleman17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Chris homo... almost turned this pod cast off... seriously.. cnn really joe

    MotoCobMotoCob17 klukkustundum síðan
  • anybody know who they were referring too about one of Berts old friends treating him like shit?

    undrachevrundrachevr17 klukkustundum síðan
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="101">1:41</a>:23, ok I legitimately thought Bert was making a dumb joke here but now idk. Guys, Bert might be a racist.

    Enemy AnenomeEnemy Anenome17 klukkustundum síðan
  • The blood type correlation is bullshit. It correlates almost exactly to the breakdown percentage of the population at large by blood type.

    Ben GlasserBen Glasser17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Hey Mr. Rogan why don't you guys do a podcast or like a comedy livestream to raise some money for the people at the Comedy Store and the other clubs. I would be happy to donate to that and I am sure you have some fans and your friends have some fans that wouldn't mind donating either. Probably a bad idea but it might work.

    Brandon JudgeBrandon Judge17 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lmfao wait.. how many black guys?? That made my day

    MonsterDiesel 1100MonsterDiesel 110018 klukkustundum síðan
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="146">2:26</a>:13: Bert, it's Johnny. I'm with Dooooouuuuggg !!! Holy moly, that's funny!

    Odds & EndsOdds & Ends18 klukkustundum síðan
  • You need to get Chris Distefano and Yannis Papas on.

    Raul AbarcaRaul Abarca18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Good guy bert

    H4RRY KELLYH4RRY KELLY18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Wish we had a cartoon of the cars & ice part🤣😂

    marooskmaroosk18 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe "a barnyard cat with balls is sketch" Rogan

    uncrownedoakuncrownedoak19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Jesus Christ bert has an annoying laugh

    Cash is King truckingCash is King trucking19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Bert: 'I'm seven days sober!'; Joe: 'Here, have some Whiskey!'

    Targun YssboernTargun Yssboern19 klukkustundum síðan
  • Nothing has blown my mind more on why it has always been so difficult for dogs to get out of pools. Now I get it, the lack of hands. Thanks Joe!!

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  • Love how Joe talks about taking in a shelter dog and needing love at the end, it's so true. I've always had rescue dogs, many of them, and always had the same thing, they see people and owners as their entire world, as gods. They protect you from all other dogs and it's not from a place of jealousy, just unconditional love, fear from knowing life without it. Owning dogs from puppies are never the same they take food and love for granted. Also, chickens are awesome pets and yes roosters are absolute cunts. They are 'hired' for a reason because they don't ussually 'hang around' for too long before it sees the axe. Although, one did save 2 of my females from a fox one night we left the pen open. Fearless til death.

    Tom PenfoldTom Penfold19 klukkustundum síðan
  • the likelyhood is that everyone will be affected no matter the timeline just if it’s over a longer period the pressure on resources. That’s why they want less people to have it at one time

    Timmy SwarbrickTimmy Swarbrick19 klukkustundum síðan
  • I'm grateful for jre and bert but sometimes I wish there wasnt so much talk about corona. I listen to these as a break from reality. I'm lucky enough to still be working but I've lost hours and every week we never know how much work there will be. Stay safe everyone.

    thomas crownthomas crown19 klukkustundum síðan
  • The pandemic office was just distributed into different sectors.

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  • Joe “You don’t know Kevin like I know him” Rogan

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  • You guys are great! This is a paradigm shift towards a more humane America. Joe, please keep the message alive.

    Mark GaronMark Garon20 klukkustundum síðan
  • OMG, black coffee bit! You had me crying

    Leo CryptoLeo Crypto20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Sketchy girls just have kids for the pay day lol

    Kaylyn DudichKaylyn Dudich20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Joe - “if the grid goes down” Me - shopping for generators

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  • Bert knows about that Tampa big cat rescue

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  • I really want to hear about Edward penis lips now lol

    Andre MunozAndre Munoz20 klukkustundum síðan
  • This dude says like waaayyy too much!!!!

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  • Cane Corso and Dogo Argentino are the greatest dogs

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