Come with me to a swim meet

Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.

But what happened to that piece of ice?

You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.
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  • For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="121">2:01</a> converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

    lalalaurenlalalaurenÁri síðan
    • what on the what what??

      aespugicaespugicDegi Síðan síðan
    • Me sitting here with my 2:16 😭😭

      YodelereYodelere9 dögum síðan
    • this is why i like canadian you tubers i don't understand Fahrenheit can someone explain it

      Claire HutmacherClaire Hutmacher11 dögum síðan
    • me being a breaststroker....... oop

      Simon FamilySimon Family15 dögum síðan
    • Now wait a goddamn minute I have a 57 XD

      A_lert YLGSA_lert YLGS20 dögum síðan
  • I love her so much! I really needed to laugh and this is exactly what the doctor ordered.

    Claire RohrsClaire Rohrs51 mínútu síðan
  • dont we all know what ear wax tastes like?

    Pandora Tharumalingam-WillmerPandora Tharumalingam-WillmerKlukkustund síðan
  • bro the captions babanahha

    Melanie DielMelanie Diel10 klukkustundum síðan
  • when she said that it feels like you are squeezing yourself into a singularity, IT REALLY DOES AND IT TAKES 25 MINS TO PUT ON!

    Campbell DerricoCampbell Derrico11 klukkustundum síðan
  • walks in with a bow and arrow: *the mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell - i am*

    RoffinRoffin14 klukkustundum síðan
  • My friends pretend to be relatable and say they have panic attacks to make me feel better when they have everything together 😶

    Just Wing itJust Wing itDegi Síðan síðan
  • I'm already dead finishing 2 laps free...

    ·Crystxl Chxrry··Crystxl Chxrry·Degi Síðan síðan
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="501">8:21</a> now we know what joannas mouth sounds like

    Maya Color animatesMaya Color animates2 dögum síðan
  • WAIT I am a competitive swimmer and I have NEVER got up at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="330">5:30</a> I get up at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="270">4:30</a>, but as a true swimmer I feel you your awesome.And fast suits SUCK

    Koala BearKoala Bear3 dögum síðan
  • “HoW ARe YoU nOt DEaD Yet” Also how Can you have an body temp at 86° and ask IF ITS STILL HIGH

    Mathilde GarsdalMathilde Garsdal3 dögum síðan
  • My 100 free time is a <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a> I'd what it would be for a meter pool

    okbutkpoptho ?okbutkpoptho ?5 dögum síðan
  • I remember my free relay dropped 3 seconds at our last meet before zones Zones is like the meet she was at but in the Midwest

    okbutkpoptho ?okbutkpoptho ?5 dögum síðan
  • I get really nervous before my swim meets and this for some reason is just giving me anxiety

    K MK M5 dögum síðan
  • All the dislikes are the people that she beat in the swim meet

    Grainne HubbardGrainne Hubbard5 dögum síðan
  • Imagine ripping your tech suit at a big swim meet ... Oh yeah that was me

    Pepper SchultzPepper Schultz6 dögum síðan
  • ur 5' 4" i-

    Tiffany AvaTiffany Ava6 dögum síðan
  • Man i rewatch this video so much😂 btw if you see this, do you still swim or nah?

    The EliiiThe Eliii6 dögum síðan
  • “Spork and foon” Did anyone else hear that?

    ..6 dögum síðan
  • I don't know if I want to be her or if I want to be with her......

    Pansexual PuffbirdPansexual Puffbird6 dögum síðan
  • She is so smart and funny she is AMAZING

    claudia moretticlaudia moretti6 dögum síðan
  • If u go in with fire in ur eyes no one will mess with u Also for those of u non swimmers u can actually not breath in ur race suit😀

    Vanessa YeomansVanessa Yeomans7 dögum síðan
  • I feel u waking up at 5 30 I also sleep with my suit under my pjs 😆

    Vanessa YeomansVanessa Yeomans7 dögum síðan
  • “Time to do my races” Ad pops up: *IM A BIG KID NOW*

    silverlightingssilverlightings7 dögum síðan
  • Please collaborate with Simply Nailogical. I am ashamed to say that I didn't write in love your videos bye in my last comment that was horrible of me love your videos bye

    Kolos CsabaiKolos Csabai7 dögum síðan
  • i love how humble she is

    Miranda PollardMiranda Pollard7 dögum síðan
  • im new. you sold me at DAREDEVIL. intellectual check.

    ChiaraChiara7 dögum síðan
  • I do swim and the footage from before the meet started gave me so much anxiety

    Rosalba RogerRosalba Roger8 dögum síðan
  • let me just tell you how the thumbnail was a MASTERPIECE

    Isabelle P.Isabelle P.9 dögum síðan
  • You’re a backstroke start QUEEN. I freaking flop on my backstroke start.

    Ashley RonanAshley Ronan10 dögum síðan
  • Me crying cause at my swim meets I have to swim 5 different events in 6 heats in 30 minutes.

    Sarah AguirreSarah Aguirre10 dögum síðan
  • I am 5’1 and I am good as 100 freestyle

    25Elizabeth Payne25Elizabeth Payne11 dögum síðan
  • i want her crocs sooo bad but they are sold out everywhere:(((

    violet whitehornviolet whitehorn11 dögum síðan
  • Joana: I would like to thank my mom, for chaperoning me everywhere, my ridiculously tiny racing suit, and of COURSE my caffeine pills! Wax strips: Am I a joke to you.

    ConnorConnor12 dögum síðan
  • I have the same googles and the same race suit QRWRTQFQFSGQGQGQ

    Ecenur OzerdemEcenur Ozerdem12 dögum síðan
  • Who is in quarantine watching this and can't go to the trainings or meets 🤣😜

    Ecenur OzerdemEcenur Ozerdem12 dögum síðan
  • Sometimes I wish I was Joanna

    Tia KeaneTia Keane12 dögum síðan
  • My best strokes is butterfly, breaststroke,and freestyle

    Vivienne DeLandVivienne DeLand13 dögum síðan
  • Is it just me or is she just the most entertaining person in existence

    Charlotte My dudesCharlotte My dudes13 dögum síðan
  • Now I missing swimming. Peace was never a *OPTION*

    Willow Mcwhirter KerrWillow Mcwhirter Kerr14 dögum síðan
  • I remeber hoping I didnt make it to finals because cba bro

    Molly MarshallMolly Marshall14 dögum síðan
  • So I’m watching in Quarantine

    🦋 H O P E 🦋🦋 H O P E 🦋14 dögum síðan

    Leah JacobLeah Jacob17 dögum síðan
  • Joana: SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE INSULATED SWIMSUITS I WOULD BY THIRTY IN EACH COLOR! I have never related to something more in my entire life.

    Nunya BuinessNunya Buiness17 dögum síðan
    • I’m a swimmer btw

      Nunya BuinessNunya Buiness9 dögum síðan
  • God she is good

    GuyPizza 127GuyPizza 12718 dögum síðan
  • The mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of the cell, I am! The Joana cell Newly discovered buy Joana Ceddia

    Katherine TapmanKatherine Tapman19 dögum síðan
  • There are no words to describe hoe much I hate swimming🥺😭I legit have a fear of the oceans

  • Can you send me a mini microphone? I need one.

    emmsie Doodleemmsie Doodle19 dögum síðan
  • “with a spork and foon” i didnt notice that lmao also...i aspire to be her. shes healthy shes talented shes so smart she cares about her grades shes athletic

    Ella LafosseElla Lafosse19 dögum síðan
  • Erin: *has a 117° fever* Also Erin: *has a body temperature of 86°* Joana.exe has stopped working

    AlcyoneAlcyone21 degi síðan síðan
  • i have those exact crocs... we are now friends

    Emmaline CookEmmaline Cook21 degi síðan síðan
  • literally she should collaborate with Doctor Mike because MITOCHONDRIA MY DUDE

    olivia schueckolivia schueck23 dögum síðan
  • When she said what she was gonna compete on , not gonna lie, i thought of free!

    Angélica CAngélica C23 dögum síðan
  • I wanna be skinny but I chose to be THICC btw I cAnT sWiM bUt I loVe SwImMInG

    m ø c h im ø c h i23 dögum síðan
  • Joanna swims so fast. She's the fastest. She can do ISproject, get highest marks, paint the best paintings, workout, bake a million cookies, be crazy and cool, write and be funny all the time all while looking gorgeous. I mean what can she not do?!

    Ayesha NajamAyesha Najam24 dögum síðan
  • Joanna is literally perfect. She can swim too so fast❤

    Ayesha NajamAyesha Najam24 dögum síðan
  • The shadowhunters books, I stan you even more now.

    Coy BluelandCoy Blueland24 dögum síðan
  • I ate a donut stick while watching this It was good

    Madison MadisonMadison Madison24 dögum síðan
  • Medley relays are like my favorite

    Emilie ElmoreEmilie Elmore24 dögum síðan
  • jokes i lub u

    ReactedFleaReactedFlea24 dögum síðan
  • dont upload a

    ReactedFleaReactedFlea24 dögum síðan
  • My friend’s sister’s friend went to the school as Joana. *I’m famous*

    Sub BotSub Bot25 dögum síðan
  • Wait was it true at the beginning that the sun glasses changed

    Maqsood AnwarMaqsood Anwar25 dögum síðan
  • I get u I hate waking up early though

    Banana WorldBanana World25 dögum síðan
  • warm ups are terrible.....race suits are terrible.... BUTTERFLY IS TERRIBLE

    I is WeirdI is Weird25 dögum síðan
  • Me: *eats cereal*

    Cxnnqmcn SwxrlCxnnqmcn Swxrl25 dögum síðan
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="259">4:19</a> I have the exact same one lmao

    Taejin MyjamTaejin Myjam25 dögum síðan
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="239">3:59</a> putting on a race suit is so tiring everytime I put on a race suit I feel like my entire body is cOmPrEsSeD and can't breathe Also I once left the race suit on for too long and my shoulders basically dont belong to me anymore

    Taejin MyjamTaejin Myjam25 dögum síðan
  • I thought it was her mom <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="145">2:25</a>

    Kayla LewisKayla Lewis25 dögum síðan
  • watching this for motivation to wear swimming caps and start swimming

    Sarah HSarah H26 dögum síðan
  • Hello my dudes.....

    Brett KeeterBrett Keeter26 dögum síðan
  • I'm so jealous of how your swim meet are structured. I live in Australia and my last swim meet only went over a day. I swam every stroke 50 meters, free relay and free in the medley. NGL, I HATE ! medleys especially when they are open events and any age can swim them I'm a yr 9 so its not that bad but, I feel bad for yr 7s on the other teams. Idk how you can swim 100m or 200m. I have the worst stamina so that to me is impossible.

    MeatballMeatball26 dögum síðan
  • I live in ontario and I'm a swimmer 😥

    Marina VoigtMarina Voigt26 dögum síðan
  • I keep getting PTSD every time i watch this video. *the smell, the taste, the feel of swim meets never leave you*

    Felix RoseFelix Rose27 dögum síðan
  • With a spork and foon

    Lily BraxtonLily Braxton27 dögum síðan
  • i used to swim and i don't know how she does this so effortlessly i would litterly die

    Caroline HopkinsCaroline Hopkins27 dögum síðan
  • Remember when she had hair on her head?

    Audrey C.Audrey C.27 dögum síðan
  • from wich store do you have your bed sheets i know it sounds weird but there really pretty

    Femke VancampFemke Vancamp27 dögum síðan
  • Joanna, for all of those swimmers out there I’m swimming the 200 free the 100 free plus the medley relay What I’m hearing, for all of my swimmers out there I’m swimming the gygftdrsextvjhbbjhhbjFddvrtgyuftffdytfdftdtftfvtyftyfttffytfffftyfytdd4tyh

    Anna LaRueAnna LaRue27 dögum síðan
  • I literally only swam for school one year and never swam over the 100 m but this makes me so anxious

    Lauren KendallLauren Kendall27 dögum síðan